Amen

Well it is almost a year since I last went horse racing* and, at the time, I said I would review if I had any future with racing after a year has passed.

However, like a beloved pet who is in the final stages of their life it is better to humanely let it go rather than drag things on unnecessarily.

So I have reviewed, cogitated and digested and the very simple answer is I will not be returning to racing anytime in the near future.

The reality is I have not missed the sport at all - I have missed some of the great people I met whilst going racing. Some I am still in contact with and hope to remain so. One or two I have, sadly, lost contact with but I hope I will be able to catch up with them again in the future.

When I attended my final rules meeting at Fontwell many said I wouldn't last more than a couple of weeks without going racing - indeed the very same thought had crossed my mind. One of my racing buddies sent me a text almost every week saying "going to 'so and so' tomorrow?"

Would I get cold turkey?

Absolutely not - no withdrawal symptoms at all, indeed with the terrible wet weather last winter there was many a day when I though "I'm glad I'm not racing in this weather."

I did wonder how I would be come Cheltenham but that passed without any twangs of guilt, indeed I didn't even watch it on television.

I did almost end up working at Royal Ascot (non racing related) but that fell through.

I've barely watched any racing on television - I think I've watched a few "part" races and the only race I watched all the way through was, surprisingly, the Grand National.

I had planned to watch the Arc, my favourite flat race, last Sunday but actually forgot to turn it on and that probably sums it all up.

I've been keeping half an eye on the racing scene, mainly via the excellent Racing Forum web site, but frankly nothing has changed. The sport is still disorganised. The move to even more artificial surface racing moves relentlessly on and on with the re-opening of Great Leighs as Chelmsford City - you can change the name but will it be any better than its former incarnation. Then there is the planned desecration of Newcastle Racecourse and its conversion to artificial surface racing as well.

It hasn't all been bad news, Paul Bittar who promised so much but delivered so little, turning out to be the great appeaser, is on his way out.

This year has been a revelation in terms of how keen some people are about racing. I had kept the racecards from every meeting I have ever attended, bar three. With the exception of a couple of "sentimental" racecards I decided to sell them all this year and I could not believe how much money I made for them - it did help a lively bidding war developed for them on a certain well known online auction site. Similarly my collection of admission badges also raised a not insignificant sum.

I also kept half an eye on the racing through my dear father-in-law who loved to have a bet and I would put his bets on for him - sadly he passed away in July and that finally broke any final contact I had with the sport.

In a final move I staked the entire contents of all my bookmaker accounts on one final bet and, somewhat fittingly, it lost - had it won I would have bought a new car and had a holiday in memory of father-in-law as it lost it finally broke the link.  

When I gave up the racing I planned to spend more time relaxing, planning to play golf - I haven't touched my clubs once.

I planned to start up a new, non-racing, web-site but I'm still getting round to it (I'm still hoping it will be complete by the end of this year - but I'm not holding my breath).

Talking of web-sites I finally put www.ors-racing.co.uk out of its misery on 1st October, the site name and its content is now up for sale.

Will I ever go racing again - well as the saying goes - "never say never" - I undoubtedly will one day but it will be as a casual observer rather than an enthusiast and it's more likely to be something like the Arc meeting or Cartmel, two of the most beautiful settings for racecourses anywhere in the world.

So to all of you who have followed my rants, moans, hopefully some winners from paddockside a sincere thank-you.

For those I'm still in touch with please stay in touch. For those I've lost touch with (you know who you are) please get in touch.

To all of you may your bets be winners and may you continue to enjoy the sport you follow.

* I said I hadn't been racing for a year, well that wasn't quite true as I did attend a point-to-point meeting back in April, my first in 25 years and only my second ever.      

Nightmare on Merseyrail

“Ladies” Day at the Aintree Festival is one of the social highlights of the year in Liverpool. It’s a day’s racing I have only attended once and, believe me, that one occasion was more than enough.

The build up to this extraordinary day sees the busiest week of the year in the many fake tan shops in Liverpool as the local lasses add a golden, or is that orange, sheen to their complexion. There is a long standing joke, worryingly based on fact, that if it rains on Ladies Day the puddles are bright orange in colour as the spray on tan runs off the exposed legs.

Being early April the weather isn’t always warm on this day but it doesn’t stop the locals dressing inappropriately for the weather with the outfits more appropriate for high summer than low spring.

Indeed not only are the outfits often inappropriate for the weather conditions, they are frequently and frighteningly wholly inappropriate for the bodies to which they have been applied.

My one trip to Liverpool for Ladies Day remains indelibly etched on my mind and will probably do so until the day I die and I fear no form of regression therapy would ever remove it from my mind.

First of all I have to say I have an eye for attractive ladies and I do prefer my ladies to be curvy – skinny lasses really do not float my boat and if the ladies want to show off their curves that’s fine by me – within reason.

My journey to Ladies Day was made by train and I did the final leg on the local rail service, Merseyrail.

A lady boarded the train and sat opposite me, she was curvy and she was wearing a short skirt, half way up her thighs and her top was, how shall I put it, figure hugging.

It sounds good on first impressions but there was a sting in the tail, or even a couple of stings.

Firstly this was not some young lady in the first flushes of youth, this was a woman who must have been well into her fifties.

Secondly I’m no expert on women’s clothes sizes  but she must have been easily in the high teens, low to mid twenties in terms of size.

It just was not right.

Did she not possess a mirror. A mini skirt is fine but not when you possess thunder thighs, thankfully she was wearing tights but you could still see the markings from the cellulite.

The top was more than worrying – she was beautifully well endowed, something to normally celebrate. However the top was so tight it’s probably safe to say at least 75% of ample bosom was overflowing from this top.

Indeed I was doing some quick calculations to work out if the fabric succumbed to the intense pressure it was obviously under  would I be hit in the face by two expanding breasts.

Her décolletage was the giveaway to her age, no page three complexion here but something more like an orange which has been left out in the sun for far too long as she did, indeed, have the orange glow.

To finish off the “look” she was wearing enough make-up to keep Max Factor in profit for the next decade and she was wearing a perfume almost guaranteed to trigger an asthma attack.

Some of you may well be saying she was probably a one-off example but sadly she sort of set the standard for the day.

The afternoon itself is toxic as the drink flows and the local lads circle the ever drunker girls, like vultures waiting to pounce on their prey.

Post racing sees the unedifying sight of many of the ‘ladies’ looking anything but ladylike, staggering away or maybe just even lying in the gutter throwing up.

Yes Ladies Day at Aintree is an experience but one I was never, ever going to repeat.

Sunset on Sungate?

Well the Gerard Butler hearing certainly uncovered a nasty little mess and the revelations surprised many of us who thought Butler was simply being made a scapegoat for revealing the Sungate investigation.

Obviously what Butler did cannot be justified in any way, shape or form and his suggestion it was a moment of madness, quite frankly, beggars belief. He was, in my view, lucky to get away with only a five year disqualification. What he did was not only blatant cheating, it endangered the horses in his care.

At least Butler has faced the music for his actions and has been punished, which is more than can be said for the other Newmarket trainers implicated in the Sungate scandal, who have walked away from the farrago absolutely scot free.

Nine trainers used Sungate on their horses, a drug which contains an outlawed anabolic steroid. The drug was administered under veterinary advice, however the supposed rules of “strict liability” should ensure the trainers are solely responsible for what is administered to the horses in their care.

I say the “supposed rules of strict liability” because as we have now seen the strict liability is not as strict as first seems and is indeed flexible liability.

Following a detailed investigation the BHA decided to take no action against the nine trainers involved and they also declined to name the trainers, apparently after taking legal advice.

Of the nine, only Clive Brittain has come out and publicly said he is one of the investigated trainers and all credit to him for doing so. Why are the other eight so reticent in coming forward?

Part of the reason for no action being taken was a loophole in the BHA regulations which said a trainer could only be prosecuted for administering a steroid if the horse fails a dope test – in this case no horses were found with steroids in their system (apart from Butler’s of course).

Luckily the BHA are not subjected to dope testing, otherwise there would be wholesale failures – it strikes me as being an organisation populated by dopes.

So even though the drug records for the 43 horses show Sungate was administered, no action will be taken.

If I were to be cynical I would suggest this is partly to protect the BHA themselves as, by all accounts, the BHA vets were aware of the administration of Sungate when carrying out routine checks of horses medical records and said nothing. You can imagine a trainer at an enquiry raising that as mitigation.

The BHA have now closed the loophole where a horse has to test positive but that is a classic case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Was part of the reason for the BHA not pursuing the case also the inclusion of some very high profile trainers in the list of nine?

As we have already seen from the kid glove handling of Old Mo and Godolphin the BHA are very reluctant to ruffle the feathers of the “big players”.

Why are the other eight trainers not prepared to follow Brittain’s example and hold their hands up?

After all if the administration of Sungate was a genuine, honest mistake as a result of not being aware of the ingredients, what do they have to lose?

Do punters not have a right to know who the trainers are?

The names are common knowledge within the close knit racing community. I believe I know the names of six of the trainers and many know the names of all nine.

Why hasn’t any journalist had the bottle to publish all nine names?

If I knew, for sure, the names of all nine of the trainers then I would have had absolutely no compunction in naming them all, as I believe the information should be in the public domain and is of public interest.  

Will the nine eventually be named, I would like to think so but I’m not holding my breath on that one.

The Sungate nine will realise they have been very lucky indeed. I also have little doubt there will be other trainers round the country also breathing a huge sigh of relief.

I’m sure some trainers will be attending church this Sunday morning thanking their God the sport has such weak governance After all there are sufficient rules under which some action could have been taken against the trainers, even without the presence of a positive test.

It will be interesting to see what happens next time a trainer appears before the disciplinary panel under the “strict liability” rules, any lawyer worth their salt should be able to run rings round what are now strict liability when it suits us rules.  

Will the Butler hearing result in the sun setting on Sungate – many in racing will hope so – I hope not.

Closed Shop Media?

Last Monday saw the “prestigious” Derby Awards in London or as it is better known the Horserace Writers’ and Photographers’ (HWPA) annual piss-up.

Great importance is attached to the awards, mainly by the HWPA themselves, as well as the Racing Post, as long as they have someone nominated for the journalistic awards, which of course they always do as there are invariably Racing Post staff on the committee who select the short list.

What many outside the sport may not realise is nominations for the journalist of the year award are restricted to HWPA members, so if a journalist is not an HWPA member, no matter how good they are, they will not be eligible for the top award. So it is a moot point as to how prestigious the award actually is.

But who is to begrudge the HWPA their moment in the limelight.

I did have to have a wry smile to myself last Monday when the "owner of the year" was announced. I’m sure it is just coincidence the winner also happens to be the new sponsor of the Derby Awards, a sponsor who stepped in at the last minute when it looked as though the 2013 jamboree was going to be sponsorless.

Bearing in mind who the new sponsors are, a “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” mentality is to be expected. It will be interesting to see if the new sponsorship deal bites the HWPA on the bum or maybe, which I strongly suspect, the new sponsors are hoping for an easy ride from the racing media as a result of their sponsorship.

Seeing reports in some sections of the media and looking at some ongoing shenanigans in the high court, as well as some further pending criminal cases, it looks as though the new sponsors may need all the positive media support they get.

Those of you with long memories will recall the press generally used to be very much a closed shop.

It was only when the likes of Eddie Shah and Rupert Murdoch decided to take on the unions that the closed shop mentality, thankfully, began to disappear.

It is therefore somewhat incongruous that in the racing media there is still, effectively, a closed shop.

True anybody can report on the sport but if you want to be an accredited racing journalist you have to be approved by a committee.

Who sits on this committee?

Well ostensibly it is run under the auspice of the Racecourse Association (RCA) but the committee is effectively the twelve man / woman committee of the HWPA with a couple of RCA reps sitting on the committee as well. The RCA do have the final say but it is the HWPA committee who have a major say.

Why should the HWPA have such a major say?

In what other industry do fellow workers pick and choose who works with them?

OK as representatives of the racing media let the HWPA have one person on the committee but they should not be the major decision makers.

Also the criteria for granting accreditation is vague. Yes guidelines are issued but are sufficiently vague and with sufficient loopholes to make them almost meaningless.

Contrast the guidelines for gaining accreditation for horse racing with those for gaining accreditation for the Premier or Football Leagues, they are incomparable. The football guidelines are clear and unambiguous.

For a start you actually have to be a journalist to be accredited for football coverage, that is not a requirement for horse racing.

Ironically I was accused of not being a proper journalist by someone recently, even though I hold a UK Press Card (one of the  requirements to be an accredited football journalist) and am a member of a professional journalistic institute which only allow qualified journalists to join. What made the comment all the more ironic is I’m pretty certain the person who made the comment doesn’t have a journalistic qualification themselves and has never had any journalistic training, yet they think they have a right to be in a press room when their job doesn’t actually require they have any access at all.

It’s also become apparent in recent years that racing is failing to fully embrace the new media, indeed they are looking to positively discriminate against it but that is no surprise when you consider most of the HWPA committee work in the traditional areas of the media.

Is it little wonder that the racing media are accused of being too cosy and not inclined to be critical.

Yes there are exceptions, notably Greg Wood and Alastair Down who will speak out and speak out loudly, but they are in the position of being “high profile” so are, in a way, protected. Although I know Alastair came under sustained attack for his article about the new Champions Day structure.

To regain credibility racing needs to change how it accredits journalists, moving away from a cosy closed shop.

As is the case with football, management should be handed over to an independent organisation, with the proviso which applies to football that the individual course has the final say in who attends their track, but that is separate from accreditation.

Racing accreditation should also be restricted to journalists who hold either a UK Press or a Sports Journalists Association (SJA) card. The only exception being former participants who have undertaken a relevant training course.

As is the case in football there should be a minimum reporting requirement and accredited journalists should attend a minimum number of meetings a year.

More radically I wouldn’t have an issue with journalists having to pay for their press badges. Of course, in return, courses would have to provide a proper working environment with facilities that actually work. I would consider £2,000 per journalist, £5,000 per bookmakers representative / SP reporter a year to be a reasonable charge.  

As a diversion, I note Channel Four issued the following after the Morning Line this morning,

“We'd like to apologise if Jamie Moore's closing remarks at the end of the Morning Line caused any offence to any of our viewers.”

What was his offensive comment?  

He said is brother was riding “on some Chinky horse” in Hong Kong.

For goodness sake this is political correctness gone mad but the sort of rubbish one would expect from the lefties at C4.

Frankly anyone who is offended by Jamie’s comment needs to get a life.               

Since publishing this article the President of HWPA has been in touch to clarify some points about the voting process.

He states the shortlists for Journalist and photographer of the year are not selected by the committee but by a team of “...... usually hugely respected journalists, retired or otherwise and often another highly respected individual from within racing. ” – who these hugely respected journalists are seems to be a mystery. Who are they? Who chooses them?

So it seems the system is even more secretive and potentially flawed than I originally suspected.

He states that with two exceptions all the categories are voted for by HWPA members – how many members actually vote? I’ve never seen the figures published anywhere. I suppose they could be announced at the awards, although I doubt it and by all accounts of what I've heard most present would be in no fit state to take them in anyway. Are the votes independently audited.

No question marks above, the questions are rhetorical. There are plenty more questions I could ask but, frankly, cannot be arsed and as I will only be a member of the HWPA for another 24 days it's not really a problem for me any more - maybe others will want to ask the questions but I won't hold my breath.

In his response the President stated  Sheikh Joaan Bin Hamad Al Thani, winner of the owner of the year award, has "nothing to do with the  support of the awards." 

This, to me, demonstrates a stunning naivety of how the State of Qatar operates and how the Racing Club is organised and operated.

We clearly are not going to agree but I am happy to put his point of view. Having said that the HWPA awards was only an adjunct to the main thrust of the article in relation to media accreditation.